Happy Mother Fucking Thanksgiving

I forgot that I would be busy today and wouldn’t really have time to do a full blown write-up.  So here are a few facts I discovered going through the stats.

1. Dan has the longest losing streak in Slab Bacon history with 9.  There is a chance Cole ties that record this week.

2. Blake holds the record for most regular season wins at 10, which can’t be broken but can still be tied this year.

3. This is the third Hat Trick opportunity this season.  Carlos had 2 banners in weeks 2 and 3. Joe had 2 bacon banners in a row in weeks 8 and 9, both only 1 away from a Hat Trick but fell short.  Zack won the last two bacon banners in a row in weeks 10 and 11, another Hat-Trick opportunity this week.

4. This time last year, in week 12, every single team in this league scored over 80 points.  The bacon banner was Joe with 116.2 and the PD was Mike with 80.7.

5. Joe is the only team so far to have 2 Al Bundy Man of the Week awards with 2 different QB’s.

6. Mike has the most Tony Turnover awards at 4 with Peyton Manning.  However Blake and Dan both have multiple Tony Turnover awards with two different QB’s.

7. Blake is the only team to have never received either a pickle dick or a bacon banner.  Everyone else has received one or the other.

8. Zack has the highest career bacon banner performance with 166.8 points in week 13 last year.

9. Of all the active teams, Cole has the lowest recorded PD exactly 2 years ago in week 12 2013 with 44.1 points.

10. Of all the teams in the league, Zack’s is the only managers name that starts with a “Z”.

Good luck and enjoy the holiday.

Week 11 Awards

Tue, Nov 24
10:35 AM
Trophy Assigned
Bacon Banner awarded to OTBW
100.7 — 2nd of the season (2 in a row) 5th career View Trophy
OTBW Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:33 AM
Trophy Assigned
The Pickle Dick awarded to THMB
PD11 — 45.1 points 1st of season 6th career View Trophy
THMB Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:32 AM
Trophy Assigned
Al Bundy Man of the Week awarded to OTBW
Week 11 — QB – Cam Newton: 5 PTD View Trophy
OTBW Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:32 AM
Trophy Assigned
Killjoy awarded to MERC
Week 11 — Mercs killed J.J. Wattshappenin’s 5 game winning streak. View Trophy
MERC Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:31 AM
Trophy Assigned
Look What You Did, You Little Jerk awarded to MERC
Week 11 — RB – Matt Jones (-0.8 points) View Trophy
MERC Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:30 AM
Trophy Assigned
2 Fast 2 Furious awarded to POPP
Week 11 — RB – Doug Martin 27 carries for 235 Rushing yards View Trophy
POPP Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:29 AM
Trophy Assigned
Tony Turnover awarded to WHIT
Week 11 — QB – Joe Flacco 1 TD / 2 INT View Trophy
WHIT Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:29 AM
Trophy Assigned
Tony Turnover awarded to Ōö
Week 11 — QB – Philip Rivers 0 TD / 1 INT View Trophy
Ōö Trophy Case
Tue, Nov 24
10:28 AM
Trophy Assigned
No, But His Face Rings a Bell awarded to FLPT
Losing the trade — FLPT had a big trade with Bangers and Thrash in week 8 involving AJ Green for R.Cobb, E.Lacy, and D.Brees. Bangers started Randall Cobb and took the victory in week 11. View Trophy
FLPT Trophy Case