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Trophies and Awards Week 13

We have a grip of awards this week since it’s the end of regular season, and also our first major award. Congratulations to Oregon Trail Battlewagon for being the first team in Slab Bacon history to reach 5,000 career points. This is the first FEAT OF STRENGTH award.

5,000
POINTS

FEAT OF STRENGTH: 5,000 Points

Reach the 5k career points Milestone.

Dec 8, 2015 – Awarded to Oregon Trail Battlewagon by Chris Gentile (Edit | Unassign)

Achievement Unlocked: 5K Club
1st Slab Bacon team in history to reach the 5,000 career point milestone. After 52 games played they sit at 5,041.7 points averaging 97 points per game.

Tue, Dec 8 8:18 AM	Trophy Assigned FEAT OF STRENGTH: 5,000 Points awarded to OTBW	Achievement Unlocked: 5K Club — 1st Slab Bacon team in history to reach the 5,000 career point milestone. After 52 games played they sit at 5,041.7 points averaging 97 points per game.	View Trophy OTBW Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:15 AM	Trophy Assigned The Pickle Dick awarded to Ōö	PD13 — 2nd of season 2nd career 55.9 points	View Trophy Ōö Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:14 AM	Trophy Assigned Bacon Banner awarded to MERC	126.1 — 1st of season 2nd career	View Trophy MERC Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:14 AM	Trophy Assigned Drop the Ball awarded to POPP	Week 13 — RB Darren McFadden 2 FUMBL	View Trophy POPP Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:13 AM	Trophy Assigned Tony Turnover awarded to Ōö	Week 13 — QB Philip Rivers 0 TD / 1 INT	View Trophy Ōö Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:12 AM	Trophy Assigned Al Bundy Man of the Week awarded to TMB	Week 13 — QB Tom Brady 3 PTD / 1 RuTD	View Trophy TMB Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:11 AM	Trophy Assigned Al Bundy Man of the Week awarded to WHIT	Week 13 — QB Tyrod Taylor 3 PTD / 1 RuTD	View Trophy WHIT Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:11 AM	Trophy Assigned Al Bundy Man of the Week awarded to MERC	Week 13 — QB – Russell Wilson 3 PTD / 1 RuTD	View Trophy MERC Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:10 AM	Trophy Assigned Al Bundy Man of the Week awarded to OTBW	Week 13 — QB Cam Newton – 5 PTD	View Trophy OTBW Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:07 AM	Trophy Assigned Pickle Dick Champion awarded to POPP	4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks — 4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks Four Loko Power Trip FAF HAM Pool Rats Drop it Like it’s Popp	View Trophy POPP Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:07 AM	Trophy Assigned Pickle Dick Champion awarded to Ōö	4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks — 4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks Four Loko Power Trip FAF HAM Pool Rats Drop it Like it’s Popp	View Trophy Ōö Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:07 AM	Trophy Assigned Pickle Dick Champion awarded to B$ax	4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks — 4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks Four Loko Power Trip FAF HAM Pool Rats Drop it Like it’s Popp	View Trophy B$ax Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:06 AM	Trophy Assigned Pickle Dick Champion awarded to FLPT	4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks — 4-way tie – 2 pickle dicks each Four Loko Power Trip FAF HAM Pool Rats Drop it Like it’s Popp	View Trophy FLPT Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 8:03 AM	Trophy Assigned Wheelin’ and Dealin’ awarded to 403	Every Day I’m Hustlin’ — Most trades this season: 4 ALL DAY	View Trophy 403 Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 7:37 AM	Trophy Assigned Caught in a Pickle awarded to B$ax	Caught in a Pickle — Fewest total points for the season.	View Trophy B$ax Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 7:37 AM	Trophy Assigned Lord of Points awarded to TMB	Lord of Points — Most total points for the season.	View Trophy TMB Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 7:37 AM	Trophy Assigned Glutton for Punishment awarded to FLPT	Glutton for Punishment — Most points against for the season.	View Trophy FLPT Trophy Case
Tue, Dec 8 7:37 AM	Trophy Assigned Just Win Baby awarded to WHIT	Just Win Baby — Best Regular Season Record	View Trophy WHIT Trophy Case

Here we are, the mother fucking playoffs.

Congrats to all the playoff teams and good luck to everyone the rest of the way.

According to the SBFFL guidelines the wild card rules are as follows:

WILD CARD
The two Wild Card spots are determined by the teams with the best records that were not in the top two spots in a division. Theoretically, a single division could have four of the six playoff teams.

Since TheMostBlounted is in 2nd place in the 2pac division, they will be awarded the 4th seed along with home-field advantage. Even though the Mercs have a better regular season record, they will be awarded the 5th seed since they are 3rd in their division. Other than that one change, we have all the seeds sorted out. I made the change in the schedule but it will still say that the Mercs are #4 and TMB is #5 since I can’t figure out a ways to manually change the seeding, I can only change the schedule.

Playoff Picture

Sometimes I think I’m going to lose my mind trying to wrap my head around the possible outcomes for the playoff seeds. It’s like trying to figure out a god damn Rubik’s cube. The 6 teams that are going to the playoffs are already set in stone. Here are some of the possible outcomes for each team.

J.J. Wattshappenin will clinch the #1 seed and a 1st round bye with a win against Team Rex Grossman. A loss to Rex will kick them down to the #3 seed and they’ll lose the bye week. They have locked home-field advantage.

Oregon Trail Battlewagon has the edge on tie-breakers with the division record at 6-1, so even with a loss to Bangers and Thrash they will still take the division, the #2 seed, the bye week, and home-field. Great job.

Team Rex Grossman can still get the #1 seed and a 1st round bye if they beat JJ Wattshappenin. If they win, their regular season records would tie up, their H2H records would tie up, but Rex will have the edge on the divisional record by 1 win. With a loss they could lose home-field advantage, depending on the other teams that end up 8-5.

There’s a chance we have a 4 way regular season record tie at 8-5 between Oregon Trail Battlewagon, TheMostBlounted, Team Rex Grossman, and either the Pool Rats or the Mercs. Battlewagon has already locked up #2, so they are out of the equation. The #3 and #4 are still up for grabs, which means you get the +3 point home-field advantage.

The Most Blounted needs to win along with a Rex loss to get the #3 or #4. The Pool Rats/Mercs game determine the outcome in this situation. If the Mercs lose, TMB gets the #4 seed, if the Mercs win TMB gets the #3 seed. If I did this shit right, they should have locked up home-field advantage in the Wild Card round already since they defeated Pool Rats and the Mercs during the Regular season.

The Mercs need a win with a Rex Grossman loss and a MostBlounted loss to get the #3.

Pool Rats same situation, need a win with a Rex Grossman loss and MostBlounted loss to get the #3.

To those who did not make the playoffs, I hope you all get bacon banners. Whoever loses the consolation bracket, try to have fun in that car wash. (or throw a kick-ass draft next year).

Fun Fact: Of the 4 teams in SBFFL that did not make the playoffs, 3 of them are currently in the projected consolation bracket of our Kicker League, and will possibly be battling to avoid the last draft pick next year.