Welcome to Week Mother Fucking 4!

Happy fucking week 4, Slab Bacon!  We had an exciting and high scoring week 3, but week 4 brings even more excitement because starting now we can officially win Bacon Banners until the end of the post-season.  Moving forward, having the highest scoring team will get you $10 in your PayPal account.  Week 4 also brings the first round of byes, so pay attention. An international game is kicking off early this Sunday in London, so please make sure to get your line ups submitted on time.  Another fair warning, the PHI vs. WAS game MAY NOT HAPPEN this week due to hurricane drama.  If the game is delayed, it will be made up in week 8.  I do NOT know how this will affect fantasy, so consider that possibility when/if starting players on those teams this week.  Good luck!

Pool Rats – Boom or bust specialist Keenan Allen along with Greg Olsen’s coming out party carried the Pool Rats over FAF HAM, but the last standing undefeated team got their 3rd straight victory with a price = Big Ben and possibly Beast Mode.  With Edelman on bye they need a lot of bench to step up in week 4.

A Message from Pool Ratshttp://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1Y5s2S5wdvH&autoplay=0

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Team Rex Grossman – Fantasy Zombie Larry Fitzgerald is playing like we know he should with a good QB and Jamaal Charles put the foot on the Mercs throat Monday Night.   Assuming they pick up an active TE for week 4, it should be a good game against fellow 2-1 divisional foe, J.J. Wattshappenin’.

J.J. Wattshappenin’ – This season has claimed it’s first victim of having a player listed active and NOT playing.  Nevermind the Chris Ivory goose egg, JJ made it happen against TheMostBlounted while Steve Smith ran around his team like they were little kids.  Important divisional matchup against a Gronkless 2-1 Team Rex Grossman.

Four Loko Power Trip – Power Trip survived a Monday Night Miracle that had Randall Cobb earning 3 of Rodgers 5 touchdowns pushing them to victory over the Bangers.  A good number of 20+ point players rocked the score board making Power Trip the highest scoring team of the week.  Not a bad feeling to have when you go from this stellar performance to being welcomed by our official league doormat, Carlos, in week 4.

A Message from Power Triphttp://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0efiZABE6zZ&autoplay=0
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Another Message from Power Triphttp://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0c0sXOlC6fw&autoplay=0
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Oregon Trail Battlewagon – Not a bad week from Battlewagon, but a couple of oopsie daisy’s like starting Chris Polk and the Dolphin’s D/ST basically cost them the win.  Despite having high draft picks like McCoy and D.Murray underperform, they’re still putting up solid points with bench scabs and hand cuffs.  There could be worse weeks to be scabby as they will be facing the struggling FAF HAM.

South Main Mercs –  The Mercs displayed another average performance by having all their players with a respectable floor reach that threshold and stay there for the entire matchup.  This resulted in their 7th career and 80 point pickle dick.  A trade with Popp nets the Mercs Jimmy Graham and CJ Anderson and they’re now facing an opportunity to get back to .500 against an injured Pool Rats team.
A Message from the Mercshttp://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1jQAvCHcrU9&autoplay=0
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Drop it Like it’s Popp – Popp is feeling good getting that first win of the season after suffering through Johnson’s goose egg and sweating over Maclin and Kelce on Monday Night.  They decided to part ways with CJ Anderson and Jimmy Graham to ride out Gio’s success and Desean Jackson’s awaited comeback.  You better believe Popp is going to bring it this week since he’s trying to reclaim that Maple Crown.  Andre Johnson welcome to dumpsville?

Bangers and Thrash – The most impressive week for the Bangers is also the most frustrating for the Bangers because they put up 117 points and still lost.  A great performance from AJ Green creates room on their trophy shelf for the leagues first Deadliest Catch award. Even though they lost, they’re looking to thrash it up and skitch on this momentum to get back on track against Popp in their 5th Maple Bowl.

A Message from Bangershttp://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1MJKzBzFa6U&autoplay=0
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FAF HAM – The Aaron Rodgers Prime Time Special that included 5 TD’s were the only TD’s produced by FAF HAM with the exception of Buffalo D/ST.  A lot of question marks are hovering around this roster going into week 4 so they’re hoping everyone’s upside hits.