1. Bangers and Thrash – Asah duh.
2. J.J. Wattshappenin’ – A huh.
3. FAF HAM – Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
4. South Main Mercs – There’s a dude sittin’ in the bushes, man. Does he have a gun?
5. Oregon Trail Battlewagon – Study high, take the test high, get high scores.
6. Pool Rats – Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Trick question, dickhead. Lemmy IS God.
7. Four Loko Power Trip – Thank you, scientist.
8. – TheMostBlounted – Aloha, Mr.Hand.
9. Drop it Like it’s Popp – HahahaHAHAhaHAHahAHaHAHAHAhahahaHA!
10. Titties n Trophies – When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face.