Kicking Off Week Motherfucking 3

Welcome to NFL Week 3!  Here’s a recap of the current Power Ranks.

joebeer.pngLast year was no accident for JJ Wattshappenin. With a team powered by Kareem Hunt, C.J. Anderson, and Tyreek Hill they were able to kick down the fucking doors to 2017 and put up over 95 points in weeks 1 and 2.

“I’m an International Grand Master chess prodigy while all these other clowns are playing Connect Four,”

is what Joe had to say as he extends his winning streak to 6 games if we carry over from last season.  Their last loss was to division rival Mercs in week 11 which is who they will face in week 3.

 

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Why are offenses so shitty this year?  After two weeks of being a 12-team league, we’ve seen a massive drop in average points per game.  Last year in week 1, SBFFL averaged  90.89 PPG compared to this years 72.48 PPG.  Week 2 was a little better at 77.28 PPG compared to last years 86.98 PPG.  It is a small sample size and I expect the averages to go up after we’ve seen more games and know what to expect from offenses.  You can chalk it up to expanding our league, but we certainly can’t argue with how terrible almost every single offense in the NFL has been.

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Shit Start of the Week:  Pool Rats started an injured Danny Amendola earning a big fat goose egg.

 

 

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Waiver Add of the Week:  Rex’s Revenge picking up Buck Allen proved to be the best waiver add of the week earning 16.1 points in the flex.

 

 

welcome_mat_2Meet our league’s Welcome Mat: The Most Blounted, is off to an extremely rocky start.  Fans of the team are learning about a new level of horrendous fantasy football as they have yet to score over 48 points in the first two weeks.  I’m not sure which is more impressive, the fact that they haven’t topped 48 or the fact that they are so dedicated to their team name that Blount will go into the flex slot regardless of talent and situation.  41.9 points in week 2 earn their first PD of the year and 2nd of their 2-season + 2-week career.